Toxic Hat

The #ToxicMaximalist hat you’ve all been waiting for is here! Calling out scammers? Well, you’re toxic. Disagree with someone online? Probably toxic. Talking about the technical unfeasibility of big block scaling? Kinda toxic. Talking about the problems with SegWit2x? Super toxic! It’s been well established at this point that Bitcoiners are all toxic. Considering the vast swaths of people triggered by toxicity, it’s only fair to give them a warning when you’re around. Now you can boldly declare your virulent nature with the newest in hat fashion.

Specifications:

– Glow-in-the-dark green toxic symbol on the front, underscored by the word ‘MAXIMALIST’
– Premium metal snap closure
– Emits a steady stream of radioactive assertions about sound money
– It only glows-in-the-dark if your heart is truly toxic
– No multicoiners were injured while collecting their tears to synthesize the photoluminescent material for this hat